" condoles (with) "

 [ "condolence" ]

1: Pity for someone else's sorrow or loss; Sympathy.

  * e.g.,  ... After the sudden death of Princess Diana, thousands of messages of condolenc were sent to her family. 

 [ "Condolations" ]

1: Condolations: A situation that is both unfortunate yet celebratory at the same time. Used in uncomfortable situations.

  * e.g.,  ... Them: I got that promotion with a big bump in pay, but the boss is a major asshole. You: Hey, condolations! Them: My 16 year daughter's expecting (marrying her thug boyfriend, etc..). You: Well, condolations. 

 [ "Condolations" ]

1: When a situation calls for condolences for one and congratulations for someone else.

  * e.g.,  ... You're parents got a promotion and they are moving out of state leaving you alone. 

 [ "condole" ]

1: Express sympathy for (someone); grieve with

  * e.g.,  ... to condole with a friend whose father has died. 

 [ "Condolence-Five" ]

1: The Condolence Five is given to whom something bad has happened.

  * e.g.,  ... Ian's friend get dumped so Ian gave his friend a "Condolence-Five" 

 [ "condolences window" ]

1: The time period within which it is still reasonable to expect condolences for the death of a relative.

  * e.g.,  ... Dave: My uncle Pete died 5 years ago today. 

 [ "condolence boner" ]

1: The condolence boner is a very common phenomenon among the male gender, which occurs when another party has received unfortual news and there is no way to comfort him/her, but with an erection.

  * e.g.,  ... Sandra: Oh my god, I just got fired! 

 [ "Condolence High Five" ]

1: Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.

  * e.g.,  ... Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five. 

 [ "Condolence-A's" ]

1: n. The better grades a person receives in school after having a death in the family.

  * e.g.,  ... I got straight condolence-A's from all my professors when my father died the day before finals. 

 [ "condollence" ]

1: An expression of sympathy to a young girl over a no-longer-usable human-replica toy.

  * e.g.,  ... During the course of my weekly vacuuming, I accidentally destroyed my 8-year-old daughter's Malibu Barbie, but since it was a very common style that was therefore readily available at the local Walmart, I was able to simply replace the broken unit with an identical new one, and so my "little mama" never knew the difference when she got home from school; no condollences were required.